This presidential election is such a cliffhanger. Will it be the rising star Dmitry Obamovich Medvedev? Or the veteran Gennady McCainovich Zyuganov?

begather, belay, belook, bestir, belive, besmell, bewrap

And of course, future shock and death-wish encroachment eventually got everyone, especially on advanced planets. Deep down, deep down, we all want to die.

We need to buy some more loo rolls; we've run out.