When news of his wife’s murder spread around the media, he found himself in front of a press conference explaining his actions.

What was that tackle about? The red mist still descends on Beckham occasionally.

And then the wedding came off, and the king gave a grand feast which lasted for many a day, and if they have not done feasting by this, why they are still at it.

The gingerbread was delicately, if imprecisely, captured by the brushstrokes.