If Dees had indicated any willingness to personally pursue the case, Ed would've immediately had him appointed as a special prosecutor and turned this tar baby of a case over to him on the spot.

This instance of thievery will not be overlooked.

If grain is too forward in autumn, feed it with sheep.

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