When he dismissed Keith Miller, caught at short leg off a lifter, I turned round to Tony Lock[.]

They were all doomed to be disappointed, however, for the errant engine decided at Stanley junction to spend the remainder of its crowded hour of freedom on the Aberdeen line, and finally came to rest, short of breath, in the dip between Ballathie and Cargill, near the bridge over the Tay.

Grinding speed metal rampages like Disasterpiece and New Abortion, and the hyperspeed, furiously downpicked punk-style riffing of Everything Ends are no doubt harder, faster and, at least lyrically, sicker.

The definition: Not a fart, not a ***, it is a wet fart, a shart. (uncountable) Excrement from sharting