Maybe it isn't a gaffe......I know, I'm strectching, but buying Prime Rib is not anti-vegetarianistic, (I bet you can't find that word in Webster's) and everyone knows there really isn't any meat in a chicken pot pie. (sorry Staufers)

However, here's our young friend here never heard it, and it will be a treat to her, especially if what they say of young ladies in general be true, that the mischances and misadventures and cowps of us old bachelors are just marrow to their bones.

He lamely tried to lie his way out of the situation, but he wasn't really trying and no-one believed him.

Because several trails from various directions lead into that food tree, you may not be certain where to place your treestand.