This manuscript is the original.

I washed repeatedly with a disinfectant soap but I still caught the flu.

Now, Challenger, it's up to you to tell us where we are. We ain't nervous folk, as you know well; but when it comes to makin' a week-end visit and finding you've run full butt into the Day of Judgment, it wants a bit of explainin'.

All the others, you can read if you want, but this is mainly directed to Frank, and for sounding like a complete dickwod from this point on in the post, I do apologise.