'Are you crying for your father?' 'Aiyo, aiyo!' wailed the girl. 'I shall never see him again!'

“It sounds a little odd, but my first gay kiss, my first gay bar experience, my first gay friend—all a result of LiveJournal,” he says with a laugh. “And all with LiveJournalers.”

Sandy: (speaking to an ice cream vendor) Back in Texas, we call ice cream frozen cow juice.

the dreadful Sagittary / Appals our numbers