I don't really read French, but I can often guess enough to get the drift.

I don't believe you're a bank robber, at all! I don't believe you are even a rustler! You're a false alarm!

They were dying with laughter about Kindelan's crazy house: crazy swimmers Olympically diving into empty pools, crazy painters hanging from their brushes, […]

This technique is based on a polynomial transformation that proceeds by taking the sum of a linear combination of a standard normal random variable, its square, and its cube.