Archer might be overweight and underassured, but he could kiss like a drunken sailor.

But Lors ha' massy, how did you get near such mud as that? said Sally, ...

This road cuts right through downtown.

In fact, why ANYONE is buying a stroke mag these days is beyond me, since there's an ocean of tits & clits to be had all over the erotica newsgroups for free (and the fare's a lot more interesting than the ten or eleven poses these mag photographers have been doing over and over for decades).