[…] we haue a blind worme to be found vnder logs in woods, and timber that hath lien long in a place, which some also doo call (and vpon better ground) by the name of [s]low worms, and they are knowen easilie by their more or lesse varietie of striped colours, drawen long waies from their heads, their whole bodies little excéeding a foot in length, & yet is there venem deadlie.

Traditionally, duckbill dinosaurs have been portrayed as cheekless, with the mouthline running from chin to ear […]

I told her she's a worthless cumbucket, he said, as if it was a cool thing to tell her.

The administrators, growing tired of such idiocy, put a new policy in place.