There was a person called Nana who ruled the nursery. Sometimes she took no notice of the playthings lying about, and sometimes, for no reason whatever, she went swooping about like a great wind and hustled them away in cupboards.

Or maybe, like Stern, you can live-tweet comments about a television show as it is broadcast.

Coordinate term: closure

I am sorry for your husband and children, but I have to give you the boot.