Someone should carjack that pompous jerk and teach him a lesson!

Not only did the producers cast actors in their late twenties but also had the audacity to assign Michael B. Jordan (Fruitside Station, That Awkward Moment) to the role of the Human Torch/Johnny Storm. What has happened here is a wonderful example of racebending.

I love high heels, and these were totally funky! The coolest part: They actually let me take 'em home!

The Aluredian legend