This is hilarious. Ch*na is very well aware of how it is playing the game having a large number of research groups that study American democracy and how the fundamentals change from election to election.

[…] who fancy that they know a country from the descriptions of these who have run through it with a road-book and a dictionary, and return home to publish their tour.

A grant of outfangthief imports the trial of those of his fee taken for felony in another precinct.

It is I think more out of custome than necessity, that I I do at this time premise any thing, the Subject whereof we treat, having been fatally felt by most of the Nation in some way or other, yet is it necessary that the history of such turgencies in the State should be communicated, that posterity may hereafter see, in their rise and fall,the certain punishment of Treason, though for a time guarded and upheld by armed violence, and the highest policies of a subtle malice.