{{ux|en|The integral of 1/x on [1/2,1] is ln (2), but the integral of the same function on (0,1] diverges. In notation, ∫_( frac )1 2¹1/xdx= ln (2), but ∫₀¹1/xdx=∞.}}

``It looked as if the winds would carry you away the minute you stepped outside,″ the newspaper quoted Ding Jianmu, an official with the city government in Zhangzhou, another Fujian city, as saying. Seven people in Zhangzhou were killed by collapsing buildings and walls. Another five died in Xiamen and 18 were killed in the nearby city of Quanzhou.

I didn't win the contest, but I sure gave it my best shot.

You mean you can't fly after you've had a few beers? You can drive, can't cha?