[…] the streams would run with wine instead of water and the whole forest would give itself up to jollification for weeks on end.

To this we must contend with prayer , with actual dereliction and seposition of all our other affairs

Chicken Little is “cranially underenhanced,” Snow White “melanin-challenged,” and the three bears, an anthropomorphic nuclear family.

If Laddies are opening a new betting shop and get McCririck to cut the ribbon, thousands of people will turn up.