Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (2019–2022)

Charlie blushed as if he had been caught in the act of dead-handed idiocy.

[…] she was indeed Amanda in the flesh: a doughty chatterbox from Ohio who adopted the manner of a Southern belle and eschewed both drink and sex to the greatest extent possible.

Earth's noblest sons are schooled in hut and cell, As purest gems in darkliest caverns dwell.