Natalie waited, expecting the usual white platitude, It's okay; I'm one-sixteenth Cherokee myself, or perhaps a dose of American Indian Princess Syndrome, or an acknowledgment of the glut of Pretendians of late.

'Did I offend thee in my japishness, my son? Or did slumber forsake thee a nightertale last?'

Nobody is that good! He must have been using haxx!

Supermarkets are trying to price farmers' markets out of the market by offering lower prices.