Sweep the valley compound and eliminate any unfriendlies you encounter.

Hey, do you have any Ubangis in your family? Do old people with lip plates have trouble keeping them in as they age & get all saggy & stuff? Man, I'd hate to have a granny with floppy, wrinkled up niggerlips. Ugh.

This is a real biggie so pay attention—I still pinch myself occasionally to even believe I did this; it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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