Just watching the advertisement, you'd think the face cream was a fountain of youth.

With the kick-off of Skillet's 52-city Awake and Alive tour, it is evident that they won't have difficulty find an American following, as Panheads (a moniker for Skillet fans) across the nation are turning up by the hordes.

The laity utter theological platitudes, especially in the wake of mystery. How often do they say things like, If anybody deserved to go to heaven, it was Bob? We have no need to counterpreach in the hallway when we hear this; […]

I submit that if the presence of technology ruins a game for you, you're just as bad as a graphics whore who complains about the presence of 2-D...