So into the South Fork I dove, boots and all, the boots weren't too neat as they filled with water, but I made it to the log, went under the water, got hold of Jody's collar and started back towards the river bank.

[…] and for the pronunciation of F, a more continued ſound is neceſſary than for that of any of the conſonants.

The claim that his dog wrote the poems was laughed out of court by publishers.

I know this is utter blasphemy and completely incomprehensible to developers and power users who love their keyboard shortcuts, but some people just love having buttons on their screens with the exact name of their function written on them.