With typical Redmondian logic, the company hid Hotmail's address-book importing feature in Outlook Express, where it's called Synchronize Now and doesn't mention Hotmail.

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The company's first publication was Time, a new kind of weekly magazine that chronicled the affairs of the world in a stylized prose of inverted nouns and verbs that came to be known as Timese.

GARNISH FOR GASPACHO PAILLETTES (CHEESE STICKS) […] 1 ea. egg yolk ½ oz. whole milk 1 ea. puff pastry sheet 2 oz. Parmesan cheese tt Hungarian paprika