My first experience of clown, like most people, was at the circus. I cried. The clown car exploded and fell apart. I cried.

Then back to the slender bough, which drooped under the weight of four swallowlings in a row, and now swayed with the agitations of their welcome to hovered wings and a full beak.

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In November, hundreds of men try to go 30 days without masturbating. In December, some are planning to pull a 180 and embark upon a masturbation quest that might be physically impossible. If you thought you’d heard it all after No-Fap November, get ready for Destroy Dick December.