The country’s “self-serving and bogus view of history,” which pities the rest of the world for its disorder, hides what he sees as “the lumpen and louty, coarse, unsubtle, beady-eyed, beefy-bummed herd of England.”

His favorite seafood is hardshell crabs.

Some masters can be quite kind if you're meek and tractable.

As thy eye beames, when their freſh rayſe haue ſmot.