I bought some naughty lingerie for my honeymoon.

Here was this chipper little bot, popping up in my notifications, checking to see how I was doing, sending me pithy, chicken-soup-for-the-soul-style aphorisms and gamified tasks.

I'm having a complete mare today.

I give the pictures of the wife and the lawn boy to the husband. I give the pictures of the husband and the chippy to the wife.