A few of the comments were marginally pervy, but most were touchingly supportive messages. Ur soooo Hawt!!! One comment read. I can’t believe ur not gonna be a ***.

I disclaim that there will be a lot of inside humor. If you don't read a.r.s often, or are a newbie, you won't get some of the gags.

To eradicate all domestic and patriotic sympathies with home and their own, their native land, and in order to have in them a militia that would feel and fight for him alone, the Pope bachelorized the whole ministry about the termination of the eleventh century.

Before you hit the send button — and experience that twinge of regret an ohnosecond later (see The Top 18 Techno-Jargon Terms, page 259), read over what you've written.