Practicing expository writing will teach you to explain complex concepts clearly.

He’ll come off as badly as a feller I once hit a sledge hammer lick over the head—a real sogdolloger.

The R word no doubt still sounds profane to Roger Federer, but I think I am speaking for most fans of the sport when I say: whenever the time does come for him to exit the stage, some serious advance notice would be appreciated.

Let's play a game of chess. ― You're on!