Their bullpen is worn out after yesterday's doubleheader where both games went 12 innings.

[…] himself an Irishian, or Irish scholar, who assured me that he had it from a descendant of years ago.

What's he need? Alan asks. Car crashes? It's called symphorophilia, dear, Callie says. Someone who is sexually aroused by accidents or catastrophes.

At Bucyrus, Ohio, M. C. Coulter this season has demonstrated that he can grow a nice crop of the jumbo variety of peanuts.