Where have you been for the last 40 years ? Obviously in some dimension that runs parallel to your own. Perhaps you should return to yours, and your statement might be greeted with a little less incredulity... By apologists for red fascism you mean.

As she was on her approach to the hoop, taking that first Jordanesque liftoff step, her mouth guard fell floorward. Undeterred, she kept going up with the ball in her right hand.

Don't throw the crisp packet on the floor!

No wonder it doesn't work. The whole design is ass-backwards.