There's rarely, if ever, a good reason to interrupt a man while he's taking a dump. If the house isn't on fire, let a man crap.

I'm not sure why God needs three forms — Father, Son, Holy Spirit. I don't know why we just can't say God. ... Jon went on for a while talking about the Trinity, the Threeness and Oneness. It didn't sound as if he was convinced, though.

if ye be reproached for the name of Christ

The west winds are attendants of the pomeridian or afternoon hours […]