Dad met Mr Draper one day and asked if he had a bit of work for us kids to earn some pocket money. Yes he had, so the three of us went to his farm to do a bit of spud bashing.

'Mid the rattle of blocks and the tramp of the crew, Hisses the rain of the rushing squall; The sails are aback from clew to clew, And now is the moment for MAINSAIL, HAUL!

The same, obviously, cannot be said for Calipari, or Coach Cal as he's known by all those wired into the world of college basketball.

The dog has had that bed since he was just a pup.