Always, always look in the darkest thickets for the boundlings, a curious myth in which babies are rescued from their light covering of troubles if found in time.

Have you heard any word Of that bloke in the Third - Was it Sotherby, Sedgewick or Sim? They had him chucked out of a club in Bombay. But apart from his mess bills exceeding his pay, He took to pig-sticking in quite the wrong way. I wonder what happened to him?

Crying has moved up again and is now Number 7 with a bullet on the Cashbox Top 100 chart!

Not done with just showing underbum, the front of the star's shorts featured distressed holes which the top her thighs showed through.