She was beating something in a pail, beating it with her hands; her arms were blobbed with pink froth to the elbows.

Behind the Counter stood a complaisant Spark, who I observ'd shew'd as much Breeding in the sale of a Penny-worth of Tobacco, and the change of a Shilling, as a Courtier's Footman when he meets his Brother Skip in the middle of Covent-Garden; and is so very dexterous in discharge of his Occupation, the he guesses from a Pound of Tobacco to an Ounce to the certainty of one Corn […]

Haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry written written with simple images and mostly with direct meaning. Traditional haiku have many rigid rules but modern haiku, sometimes referred to as pseudohaiku, are very flexible. The word haiku is both singular as well as plural and so it is typically incorrect to say ‘haikus’.

The new recruit is absolutely worthless with a rifle. Blimey, she wouldn't be able to hit the broad side of a barn if I asked her to.