It was, without question, the greatest night of regular-season baseball that I've ever experienced. And one could argue, without being guilty of hyperbole, that it was the wildest night in the history of the sport.

Of course Obama has a fine-toothed understanding of American racism but perhaps because of his unique parentage and history, he has cast himself as the conciliatory middle child, preferring to leave unsaid truths that might inflame, and insulating those said in various layers of cant.

The aging artist could no longer steadily hold the brush.

Of course, this would never happen because there isn'ta retailer out there who would run the risk of carrying such a line of antigirl products.