Functionalists have all along been committed to the possibility of extrabodily states playing the role of beliefs and desires.

A northeaster in one place may be an easter, a norther, or a souther in some other locality.

Of course, the iPhone itself doesn't have any chat programs, like AIM (AOL Instant Messenger), Yahoo Messenger, or MSN Messenger. But that doesn't mean you have to remain chatless.

What is there to say about a movie that begins with a baby Shrek vomiting on a be-toga-ed holy man, and goes downhill from there?