Yes, I realize the car isn't supposed to be parked in the heirloom flowerbed. My bad.

There was a doe party for a young girl who was getting married in a week; […]

Concussion from shell explosion often sufficient to produce miliary hemorrhages in brain substance. Mott has found such lesions in brains of shell shock. Lesser lesions on fine nerve fibrils and gemmules, or nerve cells may reasonably be postulated.

As my nephew Chase liked to say of ill-behaved people, “Dude had zero chill.”