A common British catch phrase is, You shouldn't have joined Andrew if you couldn't take a joke.

In a world of fruit — from apples to uglis — why is wine made from grapes?

And oft though wiſdom wake, ſuspicion ſleeps At wiſdoms Gate,

If you betray them, they kill your family and give you a “Colombian necktie.” First they spread-eagle you on a vertical board and slit your neck vertically, from the chin to the collarbone. This severs the larynx and prevents you from screaming. Then they pull your tongue through the slit and watch as you slowly strangle.