Though, quoth I, it was his good fortune, to send from his Schole, vnto the Vniuersitie, one of the best Scholers in deede of all our time, yet wise men do thinke, that that came so to passe, rather, by the great towardnes of the Scholer, than by the great beating of the Master...

A few days later he was in the ICU candida growing out of everywhere. If it hadn' been for amphoterrible, he'd have been a dead duck.

Aye, weel if tha's a bit o' spare time, tha mun' hev a lewk at 'is record as MP fer, Bristol, his ministry and summat to dew wi' airyplanes i' Filton.

, Act III, Scene i: See how this river comes me cranking in, / And cuts me from the best of all my land / A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out.