Witness Calvin Harris, who got himself into a right old tweety huff over a record review the other day, accusing the unnamed writer of giving other musicians - rich people's kids - good reviews because mummy fucked the journo in the 80s; but only giving Calvin's album two stars because the journo skipped through the tracks on his lunchbreak.

13 July 2002, Jack (username), “Male (occasional CDer) seeks e-mail pen pals with other CDers.”, in uk.people.crossdressing, Usenet:

Although this syndrome is thought to resemble patterns of Pyrrhic revenge […]

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