Smith became a Cardinal as the result of a pre-season trade.

I'm dressed as a woman, but I am still technically a man. I believe that to comply with the law of the land I ought to continue to use the Gents', but in order not to look out place I intend to use the Ladies' from now on. I trust none of you will grass on me...

You've got people in your schools right now plotting a Columbine.

Absence in Neohaemonia is judged an autapotypic loss.