Tasso[…] is full of conceits […] which are not only below the dignity of heroic verse but contrary to its nature.

there was an old lady from raleigh who was so doggone nasty by golly just squeezin her titters you'd pick up some critters and bathe twice in one month for your folly

Watson specializes in adiposeness; none of his chorus beauties may be considered featherweights.

[…] he asked me to marry him. Jislaaik! I was so delighted!