During the contest, participants sit at pokie machines and accurately insert coin after coin into the smallest of holes, while all the time consuming more and more schooners. This grueling sport can go on for many hours, though the winner is always the pokie machine.

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Please answer me back before the end of the week.

• Can't wait till I get my own spread and won't have to put up with Joe Aguirre's crap no more.
• I'm savin' for a place myself.