… she had never seen the triumph of a winner expand beyond the buckram simper of General Lorriston on dropping two halfcrowns into his spangled card-purse; or the tripsome sprightliness of Lady Lavinia Lisle's parting curtsey, …

29 Dec 2019, 21:23:27, KWills Shill #2, “Two wild Apefrican nigresses assault McDonald's employee in drive thru”, in alt.atheism, Usenet:

‘And pass me that towel,’ added Ada, but the ancilla was picking up coins she had dropped in her haste […]

After a scare like that, you might need to change your shorts.