Hoping that he had missed Fido's passenger truck bringing the “Orangewalkqueños” to town to buy linoleum and rum popo, Don Poldo geared up to thirty-five MPH, just about as fast as he could push the old Morris.

Its cap has a hidden, connecting arm with hidden, 1-mm “ball clickers,” which click when completely open

He describes himself as a multishipper and proudly reblogged a post calling him the Captain of the Ichabbie ship.

I could tell by his bloodshot eyes that he was pretty blazed.