As recently as 1971, surf leashes were called kook cords by a surfing world that grew up thinking that a surfer must pay for his mistakes by swimming.

The lyrics have prompted headlines about her “shading” Musk with a “spicy dig”, but I reckon the guy got off lightly.

to slur men of what they fought for

‘I'm sharing a cell with a couple of trogs who make you look like the swan of Avon.’