I am rapidly getting to the point where I shall consider anti-constipation advertisers and germ-fear implanters more dangerous public enemies than Al Capone.

He was unhappy when he was alive, but now he's at peace.

To her fair works did Nature link The human soul that through me ran; And much it grieved my heart to think What man has made of man.

Defenestration might be an option too. May I recommend Linux?