Chelsea had two players sent off and lost out to a Heidar Helguson penalty in a heated west London derby.

Early in his boyhood he had learned to form ropes by twisting and tying long grasses together, and with these he was forever tripping Tublat or attempting to hang him from some overhanging branch.

Peace to the artist whose ingenious thought / Devised the weather house, that useful toy!

I need to track down a computer so I can check my e-mails.