If you actually mean any of this, I can only file you beneath every moron, fuckwit, and addle-brained cousin humper I've ever run across on usenet

The qasida is a formal multithematic ode addressed to a member of the elite in praise.

Viciously massaging conditioner through her dripping hair, Paula lets the footage play to the cringeful end.

Though often misled by prejudice and passion, he was emphatically an honest man.