So that's your task when your mother releases you into the world: to warm back into life the chilly universe of shiksehs.

Completely absent was any mention of the Apple Watch Edition branding, which Apple used last year to launch a pair of $10,000-and-up Apple Watches that worked the same way as the cheap ones but were made out of actual gold instead of workaday, plebeian metals.

Although large megatracksites (or “dinosaur freeways”) have been identified at many locations, in many cases it is still unclear as to what types of sedimentary dynamic cause their formation and preservation.

William Safire has been a notable contributor to the op-ed pages of the New York Times for many years.