His dog kept vigil outside the hospital for eight days while he was recovering from an accident.

Clearly, there are many ways of being less tosserish in life. But, surely, one of those ways involves not farting on and on about how much your standard of living has improved since you 'cut out all the crap and left all that mess behind'.

Then let them cast backe their eies unto former generations of men, and marke what was done in the prime of the World, Seth, Enoch, Noah, Sem, Abraham, Job, and the rest that lived before any syllable of the Law of God was written, did they not sinne as much as we doe in every action not commanded?

He took the bottle filled up his glass half full and degusted it, en connoisseur, and said it is good but mine at home is better, it is older