“I don't know how you and the ‘head,’ as you call him, will get on, but I do know that if you call my duds a ‘livery’ again there'll be trouble. […]”

The judge should grasp the butter trier firmly in hand and insert the sampling device as near as possible to the center of the butter sample.

The attribution of the quote is widely regarded as dubious.

her Majesty hath also commaunded that Sir Thomas Norreis shall leave the chardg of the Justiceshippe